another one bites the dust / oh why can’t i conquer love
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Anonymous asked:
Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."- Dimitri.

❝ i’m a pretty great cuddle buddy so it wasn’t hard. ❞
lets see do i hate myself to use dakota j/ohnson as one of jo’s fcs
the signs as bitches
- capricorn: a giant bitch
- sagittarus: the bitchasuras
- scorpio: mama bitch
- libra: dumb bitch
- virgo: a real fucking bitch in the ass
- leo: kind of a nasty bitch
- cancer: a classy bitch
- gemini: double the bitch power
- taurus: thE FUCKING BADASS BITCH
- aries: daddy bitch
- pisces: know it all bitch
- aquarius: THE GODESS OF THE BITCH KINGDOM

❝ you haven’t kissed my tummy in a whole day. you should do that. the baby may be born already resenting you for not loving her enough. ❞
