another one bites the dust / oh why can’t i conquer love
another one bites the dust / oh why can’t i conquer love
❝ it’s a logical conclusion. ❞
❝ aren’t you that all seeing chick. can’t you just do your thing and figure out if i had sex in a gas station bathroom. ❞
Anonymous asked:
Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."- Dimitri.
❝ i’m a pretty great cuddle buddy so it wasn’t hard. ❞
lets see do i hate myself to use dakota j/ohnson as one of jo’s fcs
”ehhhhh. I don’t really feel like it. “
❝ fine. then i’m never cuddling you ever again. no more. ❞
the signs as bitches
- capricorn: a giant bitch
- sagittarus: the bitchasuras
- scorpio: mama bitch
- libra: dumb bitch
- virgo: a real fucking bitch in the ass
- leo: kind of a nasty bitch
- cancer: a classy bitch
- gemini: double the bitch power
- taurus: thE FUCKING BADASS BITCH
- aries: daddy bitch
- pisces: know it all bitch
- aquarius: THE GODESS OF THE BITCH KINGDOM
”that’s so fucked up. mon dieu, my kid hates me because i didn’t kiss the belly. pack it up, fathering failed.”
❝ she does! she’s been kicking non-stop because she misses her father. so, you know, do it. ❞